for the past 2 months

i've been strategically preparing to move out into the big bad world all on my own. even with all the variables things actually lined up exactly as they were designed to (in my head) thus, i proudly sit at my dining room table in my first apartment.

things rarely happen exactly the way you want them to so this was a very welcome surprise and for that i'm thankful (to myself for being an exceptional strategist) to everyone who helped me achieve this goal.

so now i'm broke. if anyone wants to donate an hdtv or a couch, or a years worth of broadband internet service, that'd be great